I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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