That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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