Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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