We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize