Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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