***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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