Reggie can tackle my bush.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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