it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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