I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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