how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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