hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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