i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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