Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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