i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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