how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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