i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.