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This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning