Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
and she was petting her beer can
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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