Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
