well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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