Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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