We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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