Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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