So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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