RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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