You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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