theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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