Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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