he wants to bone in the snuggie
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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