sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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