Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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