Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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