Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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