dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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