i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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