Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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