Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops