i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in