Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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