...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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