do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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