And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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