Cold hands, warm shart.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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