Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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