I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She bit a glass in half.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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