check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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