OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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