Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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