Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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