Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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