Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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