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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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• (323): View more from California

  Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

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  We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

  (323): View more from California

  Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.

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• (805): View more from California

  No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.

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• (916): View more from California

  BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.

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