Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off