What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.