He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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