we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet