ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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