just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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